THE LORE OF THE OCTAGION

OCTAGION: An Historic Dystopia

Few people know that a pandemic briefly swept colonial America.

The contagion didn’t kill or cause sickness. Instead, it caused octacognia – an impairment of the mind’s ability to ponder 8-letter words!

It's the OCTAGION.

The only recorded therapy was found in a dusty medical doctor’s journal: a daily regimen of spelling 8-letter words with speed and precision. With this, the colonials conquered OCTAGION within weeks. 

Later, General Washington weaponized it against the British to win the War with words. 

Now, foreign adversaries have uncovered OCTAGION and threaten to use it - against us!

Do you “Got it!”: the cure for OCTAGION?