THE LORE

Few people know that a pandemic briefly swept colonial America.

The contagion didn’t kill or cause sickness. Instead, it caused octacognia – an impairment of the mind’s ability to ponder 8-letter words! It's the OCTAGION.

The only recorded therapy was found in a dusty medical doctor’s journal: a daily regimen of spelling 8-letter words with speed and precision. With this, the colonials conquered OCTAGION within weeks. 'Tis said General Washington weaponized it - yes, weaponized it - against the British to win the War with words. 

Now, foreign adversaries have uncovered OCTAGION and threaten to use it - against us!

Do you “Got it!”: the cure for OCTAGION?